Occupation: Awesomeness and or also epicness.
My Life: My Music and Friends
Im not the coolest person alive or the best looking, but I'm pretty fucking awesome! If you don't think so, say so. It wont bother me I wasn't born to please you..
Plus I dig constructive criticism.
You can always improve yourself.
This blog will be whatever I want it to be, it expresses all that I love in life. It says how im feeling at the time and what's on my mind. It is my own, my thoughts that I share for anyone who wants to see.
I like sick shit and having fun.
I play lead guitar, I love my music. If you don't, well don't listen. Music is the way every human being can express themselves. It is a way to convey feelings. No form is bad or sucks. Its all different and adverse, The worlds better that way. Grow up and realize that.
Food is one of the greatest things on this planet Earth. I love it all and I'm always looking forward to trying new things.
Someday I will be famous, playing amazing music.
It will happen. Ask me something or show me something cool. Either way.... smile. Your all awesome in your own ways.
I believe Life is like the ocean,
you have your calm seas
and your storms
your low tide
and high
Just like your good days
and bad.
The waters are diverse,
people are like different fish
you have your predators
and your pray,
learn to live and survive
and let your imagination fuel
your mind.
If what you believe in isn't "cool"
go against the current.
Stay out of the dark
and continue on your way
Keep a level head
and you'll make it through the day
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worst possible time to find out about your superpowers
ah shit, shit shit shit!
I love the guy that’s just sitting there like “…well..shit”
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Professor :
You are a Christian, aren’t you, son?
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Student :
Yes, sir.
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Professor:
So, you believe in GOD?
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Student :
Absolutely, sir.
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Professor :
Is GOD good?
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Student :
Sure.
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Professor:
Is GOD all powerful?
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Student :
Yes.
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Professor:
My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?
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(Student was silent.)
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Professor:
You can’t answer, can you ? Let’s start again, young fella. Is GOD good?
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Student :
Yes.
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Professor:
Is satan good?
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Student :
No.
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Professor:
Where does satan come from?
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Student :
From … GOD …
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Professor:
That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
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Student :
Yes.
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Professor:
Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?
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Student :
Yes
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Professor:
So who created evil ?
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(Student did not answer.)
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Professor:
Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
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Student :
Yes, sir.
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Professor:
So, who created them ?
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(Student had no answer.)
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Professor:
Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD?
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Student :
No, sir.
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Professor:
Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?
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Student :
No , sir.
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Professor:
Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smell your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter?
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Student :
No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
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Professor:
Yet you still believe in Him?
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Student :
Yes.
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Professor :
According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
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Student :
Nothing. I only have my faith.
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Professor:
Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has.
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Student :
Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
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Professor:
Yes.
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Student :
And is there such a thing as cold?
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Professor:
Yes.
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Student :
No, sir. There isn’t.
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(The lecture theatre became very quiet with this turn of events.)
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Student :
Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
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(There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theater.)
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Student :
What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
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Professor:
Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
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Student :
You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
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Professor:
So what is the point you are making, young man?
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Student :
Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.
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Professor:
Flawed ? Can you explain how?
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Student :
Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
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Professor:
If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.
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Student :
Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?
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(The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going.)
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Student :
Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor. Are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?
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(The class was in uproar.)
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Student :
Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
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(The class broke out into laughter.)
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Student :
Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
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(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable.)
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Professor:
I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son.
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Student :
That is it sir… Exactly ! The link between man and GOD is FAITH. That is all that keeps things alive and moving.
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That student was Albert Einstein.
How The Face Changes With Shifting A Light Source
I find this fascinating
Awkward physical contacts
Oh my god this is great.
so true
This may be nothing but it’s worth noting but could be very important. I do not mean to call him out but because of his strategic positioning right after the blast and during it, it needs to be noted. This could be very important so reblog to spread the word
Two days ago, a page was created on Facebook for the Boston Marathon incidents. This page is now removed. I feel that we need to spread this.
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Soooooo guys,
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There is this girl that I like quiet a bit, aaaaand I'm about 90% she digs me also.
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*fingers crossed*
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Hopefully things go well..
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That's all for the night guys, thanks for following me, you all rock!
